{"id":112,"date":"2011-02-09T14:30:34","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T14:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/?p=112"},"modified":"2011-02-09T14:30:34","modified_gmt":"2011-02-09T14:30:34","slug":"burritos-near-work-all-i-need-now-is-for-nathan-fillion-to-ask-me-to-marry-him-my-life-is-complete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/?p=112","title":{"rendered":"Burritos Near Work &#8211; All I need now is for Huey Morgan and\/or Nathan Fillion to ask me to marry him &#038; my life is complete!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so last week I\u00a0ate something masquerading as a burrito at my desk.\u00a0 I have wiped this from my memory as the trauma was just stressing me out.\u00a0 Therefore, the burrito I have just eaten is the first burrito I&#8217;ve had at my desk at work.\u00a0 First things first, Dr Chimpington and myself really need to offer a &#8216;how to eat burritos in public&#8217; master class.\u00a0 I am not convinced that there is a sophisticated way of doing this and I apologise to all my colleagues for the spectacle of watching me wrestle with a burrito. Dainty I aint.<\/p>\n<p>Recent research has revealed that there are burritos to be found near my place of work. \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.picantemexicangrill.co.uk\">Picante Mexican Grill<\/a>. \u00a0This shop is teeny, tucked away in that bit of London that is <em>neither Victoria nor Pimlico <\/em>near Strutton Ground &amp; Channel 4 it&#8217;s probably not one you&#8217;d walk past on your way to somewhere.\u00a0 It&#8217;s blue and it has a Mexican skull on the sign &#8211; a Mexican skull with chillis for a &#8216;tache no less.\u00a0 I love Mexican art, it always cheers me up and reminds me of the day of the dead celebrations.<\/p>\n<p>When I got inside the first thing I saw was shelves filled with lovely tins of La Costena jalapenos.\u00a0 These are the ones I ate when I was in Mexico and (until now) I have had to rely on my gorgeous friend Stevo\u00a0 to bring them back for me when he comes over to Blighty to visit.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I won&#8217;t tell him I can get them now as I still want him to visit me.  Selfish?  Moi?<\/p>\n<p>The choice of meat was too extensive for my teeny brain so I went for the grilled chicken one &#8211; on the off-chance that this place was bad I thought it&#8217;d be harder to fuck up grilled chicken.\u00a0 They also include sliced jalapenos.  Most of the ones you get over here are a bit flacid and sadly the only place I normally see these beauties is Subway so I was chuffed to see them here as I could live on them.    <\/p>\n<p>They do the Chilango\/Chipotle\/ Subway \u00a0tried &amp; tested style of assemblage here, one person starts you off and then the\u00a0 next person adds the extras and does the rolling.\u00a0 The woman rolling them was lovely but when I saw the burrito ahead of me falling apart mid fold* I was a bit worried about what was in store.<\/p>\n<p>I needn&#8217;t have worried.\u00a0 Whilst her folding was a bit shambolic (and possibly one of the reasons that there was a large queue forming behind me, although it is more likely the queue was because there were burritos to be had!) the resulting burrito was far from shambolic.<\/p>\n<p>And so, on to the burrito itself.  I had the limey grilled chicken, black beans, salsa verde, cheese and jalapenos.  Whereas the rice at Adobo was possibly too hard, the rice here was possibly a bit too soft but that&#8217;s a minor point because as a whole this was a thing of lovelieness.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nI am not sure it&#8217;s a good idea having burritos so close to work.  Ah well, as long as I can still fit through the door all is fine<\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p><em>*they &#8216;rescued&#8217; it by tipping it all onto a fresh tortilla.\u00a0 I guess that the flavours are all the same but I&#8217;d have been, perhaps a bit unreasonably, \u00a0a bit less than impressed if it had been mine.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so last week I\u00a0ate something masquerading as a burrito at my desk.\u00a0 I have wiped this from my memory as the trauma was just stressing me out.\u00a0 Therefore, the burrito I have just eaten is the first burrito I&#8217;ve &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/?p=112\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[27,35],"class_list":["post-112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-la-costena","tag-picante-mexican-grill"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}