{"id":219,"date":"2011-03-11T10:51:24","date_gmt":"2011-03-11T10:51:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/?p=219"},"modified":"2011-03-11T10:51:24","modified_gmt":"2011-03-11T10:51:24","slug":"burrito-week-the-challenge-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/?p=219","title":{"rendered":"Burrito Week:  The Challenge  (FAIL)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had last week off work.  So I decided to set myself the challenge of having a burrito every day.  You don&#8217;t need to trawl through to the end, I will put my hands in the air here and now and admit to a <strong>big fat burrito fail. <\/strong>I didn&#8217;t have the stamina.  I will get into burrito<strong> <\/strong>training though and one day, soon, I shall rise to the challenge and achieve burrito supremacy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Monday 7th <\/strong><br \/>\nI hadn&#8217;t decided to set the challenge on Monday morning, but there was a skirt that I wanted that wasn&#8217;t in my size anywhere in central London so when I woke up I set myself a different challenge entirely.  Off I trotted to Bluewater.  I say trotted, it&#8217;s in a whole other county so I actually went by car on my hunt for the elusive skirt.  The elusive skirt remains elusive, I couldn&#8217;t find it and had to leave Bluewater skirtless.  Well, apart from the skirt I was already wearing (so not literally skirtless).  My failure to track down the skirt upset me and left me with time on my hands so I went back to the source of my burrito obsession.  The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chilango.co.uk\/?gclid=CIfTioWd2acCFchO4QodwGvL-A\">Chilango<\/a> in Bluewater.  I knew what to order this time though and went for a steak one, with medium salsa.  It was, predictably, lovely.  Skirt?  What skirt?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tuesday 8th <\/strong><br \/>\nTuesday was pancake day. It was also International Women&#8217;s Day.  More importantly it was also my birthday.    I started off the day by meeting my sister, the very lovely<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/lucyarathbone\"> @lucyarathbone<\/a>,  in <a href=\"http:\/\/notesmusiccoffee.com\/\">music &amp; notes<\/a> (thanks go to the esteemed burritologist <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jasonbstanding\">@jasonbstanding<\/a> for the recommendation) .  Lucy had never had a burrito before so, like any good sister,  I wanted her frist time to be special.  I considered going to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wahaca.co.uk\/\">Wahaca<\/a> but I wanted Lucy to eat her first burrito in her hands, I also considered <a href=\"http:\/\/www.masburritos.com\/?gclid=CIDwvNed2acCFYob4QodeU9G9w\">Mas Burrito<\/a> as I had not been there before (it&#8217;s on the list.  I repeat it is on the list) but it was because I had not been there before that I steered us round the corner to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.benitos-hat.com\/\">Benito&#8217;s Hat<\/a>.  I knew Benito&#8217;s Hat and I knew it was good.  One of the nice things about Benito&#8217;s Hat for any burrito virgins is that they&#8217;ve plastered instructions and options on the wall so it&#8217;s a less daunting experience than other places who will remain nameless<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_184\" style=\"width: 231px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/benitos-hat2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-184\" class=\"size-full wp-image-184\" src=\"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/benitos-hat2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"221\" height=\"166\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-184\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Benito&#039;s Hat 8th March<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>Wednesday<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><br \/>\nMy linguist friend wanted to see the John Stezaker exhibition at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whitechapelgallery.org\/\">Whitechapel Art Gallery<\/a> and I wanted a burito.  We decided to combine forces and met up in Liverpool St.  I&#8217;d not been to<a href=\"http:\/\/www.poncho8.com\/\">Poncho 8.<\/a> The queue extended quite a long way outside but we were not to be thwarted by this.  It&#8217;s a nice bright shop with stripy floors.  The staff were all wearing hairnets, even the bloke.  I appreciate health &amp; safety and I appreciate that people don&#8217;t want to find hair in their food, but is there anything uglier than a hair net?  I assume it was because it was busy but the service, while friendly enough was slightly brusque.  I do prefer the perky helpful friendliness of Adobo, Picante and Chilango, however efficient brusque makes you.  Actually they weren&#8217;t that efficient &#8211; normally you get asked if you want things like salsa, and if you&#8217;re a hardened burrito eater you know to ask for things if they&#8217;re not offered.    This was only my friend&#8217;s second burrito so when they didn&#8217;t offer him salsa he didn&#8217;t notice.  It was only when he tried mine and I told him which salsa I&#8217;d gone for that he realised.  As a result his packed slightly less flavour and was a bit too dry.<\/p>\n<p>er<\/p>\n<p>The tables, rather disconcertingly had bottles of hand wash on them, they also had lime quarters which added a nice extra bit of colour and, if you chose to squeeze,  a bit more zing to the burrito<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/poncho-8-handwash.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-183\" src=\"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/poncho-8-handwash.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"221\" height=\"166\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There was too much tortilla &#8211; (see below) and although this was certainly a nice enough burrito it lacked the depth of flavour and the way that every single mouthful tasted different of the burritos of the previous two days<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_182\" style=\"width: 231px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/excess-bread.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-182\" class=\"size-full wp-image-182\" src=\"http:\/\/lbri.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/excess-bread.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"221\" height=\"166\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-182\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Too much wrap, not enough flavour   <\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had last week off work. 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